Our hull is going to rust out before this works. [another longĬaptain: How many times are we going to reboot today? This is takingįorever. Seaman: I will tell it to use the default drivers. Seaman: Sir! It is back! It says it found the Gorby2000 Torpedo and is looking for the device drivers. A CD-ROM drive and that it needs drivers.Ĭaptain: Reboot the damn thing again. Seaman: Arrgh! Sir, it wants me to reboot again. Seaman: Comrade Captain! It is booting! Look, it says 'Preparing to Soon we will be able to point and click ourĮnemies into oblivion. We just need to finish filling out theĬaptain: Excellent. The log tapes make this painfullyĬaptain: Is the new fire control Windows OS installed yet Comrade? The aging CP/M operating system with the flashier Windows OS.Īpparently, the Russians didn't know about the legendary stability Windows XP on their fire control computer. It turns out that the submarine crew was trying to load Microsoft Officers, one of whom leaked it to the press. Those tapes has recently come into the hands of NATO intelligence Were able to recover a 'Black Box' from the submarine which containedĭetailed accounts of the events leading up to the explosion. Rescue efforts to save the survivors of the Kursk failed, salvage crews Seems very likely that the test didn't go quite as planned. Was testing a new type of torpedo when the accident occurred. However, sonar tapes which recorded the blasts (a small one atįirst, then a much larger one two minutes later) cast doubt on theseĪ whistle blower within the Russian military has leaked that the Kursk Russians tried to blame the incident on a collision with an unidentified With short attention spans, the Kursk was the Russian submarine thatīlew up and sank in the Arctic Ocean killing all 118 on board. New information has come to light about the Kursk disaster. Quote: What Really Happened to the Submarine Kursk
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